Суматоха с трупами / Chaos and cadavers, Великобритания, 2003
Приехали молодожены в элитную гостиницу в старинном поместье, дабы провести медовый месяц. Только никто их не предупредил, что там параллельно будет проходить отраслевая конференция гробовщиков, бальзаматоров и прочих тружеников ритуальных услуг, с проведением тематических семинаров и мастер-классов. Что, понятно, создает не самую романтическую атмосферу. Вдобавок, жених страдает танатофобией и любые напоминания о бренности бытия – ему как серпом по тестикулам. Эдак и супружеский долг никогда не исполнишь, когда тебе с утра до ночи гробами, венками и анатомическими пособиями под нос тыкают! У невесты тоже свои заморочки и секреты имеются. Да и среди местных «безенчуков» тоже попадаются весьма интересные личности с богатым внутренним миром. В общем, весело будет всем.
Очаровательнейшая черная комедия. Временами присутствует т.н. «шокирующий юмор», немного в духе Монти Пайтонов (помните их скетч про гробовщиков? вот такое же), так что нелюбителям оного – пожалуй, смотреть не стоит. В роли невесты снялась Кили Хоуз, моя любимая британская няша (см. в первую очередь Ashes to Ashes и много чего другого). Она тут, вдобавок, участвует в парочке фривольных сцен (довольно скромных, впрочем), что тоже меня, признаюсь, порадовало. Еще был замечен колоритный толстый дядька Йен Макнис (аkа барон Владимир Харконнен из "Дюны" и глашатай из "Рима") в роли знаменитого похоронного мастера, виртуоза вскрытий и бальзамирования.







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